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More random sound bites....

Where are you over....
In front of you over....

How do you eat this leaf?
Open mouth, put leaf in, chew, swallow, repeat...

I don't know this song....
You played it this morning....

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Vagaries of 4-day cycle and FOE (a.k.a. whining time)

Some poor section is getting all the s#!t this month. based on the 4 day work cycle, they got:

8th - Coy BBQ
12th - Coy Range
16th - Base Life Run
24th - Seminar
28th - Seminar
1st - Seminar + ORD function

Oops.

Why are SAF personnel so disorganized? They have a seminar on the 28th, and don't inform the access control personnel at all. On the 24th, the last working day before the 28th, we (i) literally have to call the organizing department and ask (beg, demand) for the necessary information. At 4pm, nonetheless. For a seminar which starts at 0800 the next working day.

Typical response is "Why do you need the information?" to which the answer is invariably "So that we can allow your guests in for the seminar." So they send the email with everything but the nominal roll. Oops. So their guests who conveniently forget their invitation card will be stranded with no recourse because we have no method to verify their attendance. And it will all be our fault.