Amusing.

Found this very amusing post on the internet, attributed to a certain George Constanza. Not that I agree with everything here, but it's cute nonetheless.

George Constanza's words of wisdom:

"the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.I mean life is tough, it takes up alot of your time. what do you get at the end of it? a death. whats that a bonus?!? i think the life cycle is backwards, you should die first and get it out of the way, then go live in an old age home, get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension. then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day. you work forty years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement. you drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for highschool. you go to primary school, you become kid, you play and you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last nine months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!"