Quotable Quotes

Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning "bad hunter." -- Anonymous

"I am in shape. Round is a shape." -- Anonymous

"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real
tragedy is when men are afraid of the light." -- Plato

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.

Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no
sweeter words than "I told you so.

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of
course, I want to stay employed.