Quote for the Day

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing

- Anonymous

 

The leading two recipes for success are building a better mousetrap and finding a bigger loophole.

- Edgar H. Schoaff

 

Age is a high price to pay for maturity

- Tom Stoppard

 

Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.

- G.M. Trevelyan

 

Committee: a group that keeps minutes but squanders hours.

- Anonymous

 

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.

- Robert Copeland

 

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if weren't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

- Milton Berie

 

Two in every one people in this country are schizophrenic.

- Graffito

 

I read in the Reader's Digest that cigarettes are bad for you. So I gave up reading the Reader's Digest.

- Anonymous