how to screw yourself (and your company) over

Steps to ensure that you burn in heck forever, and pour scorn on your family name for generations to come. Oh, and make a fool of yourself in court.

1. Become CEO of a non-profit company with over S$200 million in cash reserves.

2. Convince your board to pay you shedloads every month to fly around the world in business class.

3. attempt to sue the gah-men backed newspaper for slander.

4. be guilty of the things they accuse you of.

5. withdraw your accusation after being "owned" by the opposition's lawyer.

Hmm. This is one sure way for people to cancel their donations to your organisation.

Oops.