Seen today:

Please make an appointment for a medical checkup at the walk-in clinic.

 

This is so: Please flee in terror in an orderly manner.

Victor Borge Links

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=victor+borge&search_type=search_videos

 

The first two hits are hiliarious, even if you don't know much classical music.

The Acronym-isation of Singapore

J T Hall? No wonder people can't understand us when we use so many MLAs (Multi-letter acronyms)...

Would much prefer if the sign read: Works Ln 3 Aft Exit xxx

Much more understandable than J T Hall.

Quotable Quotes

Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning "bad hunter." -- Anonymous

"I am in shape. Round is a shape." -- Anonymous

"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real
tragedy is when men are afraid of the light." -- Plato

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.

Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no
sweeter words than "I told you so.

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of
course, I want to stay employed.

Quote for the Day

"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."

- from Internet

A Maths Teacher's Headache!

Thanks to Luminosita for this gem!