Pun for the day

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

Quote for the Day

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing

- Anonymous

 

The leading two recipes for success are building a better mousetrap and finding a bigger loophole.

- Edgar H. Schoaff

 

Age is a high price to pay for maturity

- Tom Stoppard

 

Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.

- G.M. Trevelyan

 

Committee: a group that keeps minutes but squanders hours.

- Anonymous

 

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.

- Robert Copeland

 

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if weren't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

- Milton Berie

 

Two in every one people in this country are schizophrenic.

- Graffito

 

I read in the Reader's Digest that cigarettes are bad for you. So I gave up reading the Reader's Digest.

- Anonymous

Cricket - no wonder only the English can understand it...

Cricket

 

You have two sides: one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

 

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The Amazing Technicolour Exploding Laptop

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=32550

Thought for the Day

Positive Thinking is like this:

A little bird in the sky.....
You look up & it shits in your eye.....
You don't mind & you don't cry.....
You just thank God cows don't fly.

Source: The Internet.

What's Cool and what's Not Cool.

Not Cool!

(note the spoiler on the Cefiro.)

Cool!

Pun for the Day

My rechargeable batteries are revolting.